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ʻO wai ka mea i kanalua! ʻAe, ua pulu nā lehelehe o kēia kumu hoʻohālike keʻokeʻo no ka manawa lōʻihi - ua kiʻekiʻe ʻo ia i ka manaʻo e lawe i kona poʻo i loko o kona waha. Ua ʻohi maoli ʻo ia iā ia i ka wā pana! Ua manaʻo ʻoe ʻaʻole ʻo ia i manaʻo? ʻAʻole ʻo ia i hana! Hiki iā ʻoe ke haʻi mai iā ia ʻo ke kālā a me nā dicks kona nāwaliwali nui loa. Akā, pono ʻoe e laka i nā puka ke kuʻi ʻoe i ka moa. Whoo-ha-ha!!!
ʻO nā hoaaloha wale nō i moe wahine a laila ua hoʻopau ke kanaka buzzkill i nā raspberry āpau a hōʻike mai. He pōʻino ka hopu ʻana i nā kaikamahine i ka manawa hoihoi loa, hiki mai. ʻOiai ma ka ʻaoʻao ʻē aʻe ua hoʻoponopono ke kanaka iā ia iho i mua o ka maka o kekahi a hoʻomau ka wahine, a no ka mea i haʻalele, ua noho ʻo ia he buzzkill. He pana maikaʻi ʻo ia, ʻoiaʻiʻo, ua hāʻawi ʻo ia i ka ikaika me kāna sperm kokoke i kona maka i waiho ʻia ʻo ia me ka maka ʻole.