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ʻO ka lede ʻakaʻaka a ʻike maoli ʻia. ʻO ka mua o ia mea maopopo ua hana ʻo ia i kahi mea pāʻani, akā ua wehe ʻia ka anus a mākaukau loa no ka moekolohe. ʻO ka wahine maikaʻi, koe wale nō ʻo ka uʻi ʻana me ka liʻiliʻi o kona nui. ʻO ka nīnau wale nō, he aha ke kūlana i kūpono iā ia?
ʻO ke ʻano o koʻu ʻike ʻana, ʻaʻole maikaʻi ka moa. ʻO ka ʻōpū i loko o nā ʻāpana ʻino, nā kaha kikoʻī ma kona ʻūhā, ka hoki lopsided. Koe na'e kona u'i nani. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke haʻi iā ʻoe i ke ʻano o ke alo, akā hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i ke ʻano ʻino o kāna anus. No laila, ʻano nani ka waha hana o ka lede, ʻaʻohe mea ʻē aʻe!
Makemake au e hoʻopaʻa iā ia